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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 19)
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
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All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan
Scottish football player & manager
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
It’s the end of season curtain raiser.
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Thierry Henry
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A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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It feels like winning the cup final, if that’s what it feels like.
Graham Hawkins
English football player & manager
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Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke familiy, and he's one of them, of course.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
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Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Goals
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
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That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.