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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 23)
… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Of player Gary Speed
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
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There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
It’s imperable that they get off to a good start.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
Colemanballs
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
I bet Keegan will be jumping like a Jack in a Beanstalk.
Sky Sports News
Colemanballs
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
Colemanballs
Misspokements
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
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Headlines
The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
Everyone’s got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
Colemanballs
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The lads really ran their socks into the ground.