Subject: Colemanballs (Page 23)

Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.

English football player & announcer

It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.

English soccer commentator

It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.

He hit that one like an arrow.


Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?

English sports announcer

There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.

Scottish football player

And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.

When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos.

You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.

English football player & analyst

Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.

Irish football player

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player

It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.

English football player & manager

Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.

British sports commentator

I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

English football team owner

I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.

English football player & analyst

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.

English football player

…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.

English football player

The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

Scottish football player & manager

I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

English football player, manager & sports commentator