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Colemanballs
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We must have had 99 per cent of the match; it was the other three per cent that cost us.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?
Elton Welsby
English sports announcer
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.
John Greig
Scottish football player
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I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position, for the Champions’ League.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
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They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Mixed metaphors
It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket… every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card; I’m talking metaphysically now of course.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Referees
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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