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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 24)
Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.
An English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
It’s got nothing to do with his ability… in fact, it has got to do with his ability.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
Colemanballs
That’s twice now he has got between himself and the goal.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
Colemanballs
Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
Well, we got nine and you can’t score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
Colemanballs
If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.
Terry Paine
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.