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Colemanballs
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He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Time
Racing
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
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Misspokements
Sports
Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
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Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.
Roy Small
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There’s no way that Ryan Giggs is another George Best… he’s another Ryan Giggs.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
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Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
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Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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