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Colemanballs
(Page 25)
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
Colemanballs
It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
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He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Feet
I would like to be a
mole
on their dressing room wall.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two.
Frank McLintock
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
Colemanballs
As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs
He has all-round, 365 degree vision.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
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