Subject: Colemanballs (Page 25)

Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.

English football player & announcer
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Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager
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I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is! 

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The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.

English football player & commentator
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

English former football player & manager
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Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.

English soccer commentator
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To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.

English football player & manager
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…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.

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If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.

English football player
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.

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It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.

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My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.

professional football player
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

English sports commentator
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The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He signals to the bench with his groin.

English football player & commentator
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The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.

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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.

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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.

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