Subject: Confucius say (Page 12)

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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