Subject: Confucius say (Page 12)

Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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