Author: Confucius

Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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