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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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