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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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