Author: Confucius Page 5

Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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