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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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