Author: Confucius Page 7

Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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