Subject: Confucius say (Page 13)

Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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