Subject: Confucius say (Page 14)

Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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