Subject: Confucius say (Page 14)

Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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