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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.