Subject: Confucius say (Page 15)

Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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