Subject: Confucius say (Page 16)

Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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