Subject: Confucius say (Page 16)

Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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