Subject: Confucius say (Page 17)

Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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