Subject: Confucius say (Page 17)

Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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