Subject: Confucius say (Page 18)

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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