Subject: Confucius say (Page 18)

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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