Subject: Confucius say (Page 19)

Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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