Subject: Confucius say (Page 19)

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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