Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

It's stopped.

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Codeine… bourbon…

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria