Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

I am a pianist.


I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Who is it? Who is it?

(1859 – 1881) American frontier gunman

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

I still live.

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Please put out the light.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple