Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress

Who is it? Who is it?

(1859 – 1881) American frontier gunman

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

That's good. Go on, read some more.

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Codeine… bourbon…

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden