Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer