Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

I am a pianist.


Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Is it safe?

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist

I'll sleep well tonight.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian