Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

(1939 – 1963) American assassinator of President John F. Kennedy

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

No thank you.

(1959 – 2005) American serial killer

I am a pianist.


Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

Is it safe?

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer