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I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Last words He spoke these words to no one in particular as he left a laundromat to get something from his car. Moments later he was shot to death.

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

James W. Rodgers

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Last words When asked if he had any last requests before facing a firing squad

Enough already.

William Herrick

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Last words

Never drive at night.

Joseph Lucas

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Last words Lucas was the founder of Lucas Industries manufacturer of automotive alternators and headlights – which were notorious for unreliability in the early days of automobiles.

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

Dylan Thomas

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Last words Died while in a coma from pneumonia and alcohol poisoning

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

Getúlio Dornelles Vargas

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

Last words In a suicide letter

Let's be wild tonight.

Sirkka Sari

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Last words Sari died by falling down a chimney during a party. She and one of the men went up to the roof of the hotel and mistook a chimney for a scenery balcony – climbed up and fell into a heating boiler.

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

Wilbur ‘Mad Dog’ Underhill Jr.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

Last words

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Ethel Barrymore

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Last words Barrymore had been bedridden and awoke in the night and spoke these words to her maid. She fell back asleep and died several hours later without regaining consciousness.

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Warren G. Harding

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Last words To his wife – who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

David Alexander Johnston

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Last words Last radio transmission before being killed in the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

Captain Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Last words While suffering from frostbite and aware his ill health was compromising his three companions' chances of survival –he voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Charlie Chaplin

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Last words Chaplin said this after a priest was reading him his last rites and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

This is how you die.

Coco Chanel

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

Death Last words

It's all been rather lovely.

John Le Mesurier

(1912 – 1983) English actor

Last words Before slipping into a final coma

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

No, but comfortable enough to die.

Maria Theresa

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Last words She spent the last days of her life propped up in a chair as she was unable to breathe lying down. Her son said: "Your Majesty cannot be comfortable like that." This was her final reply.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

George Kelly

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Last words On his death bed he was visited by his niece who leaned forward to kiss him farewell.

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