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Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

Last words Said when he was examining a stingray in the Great Barrier Reef. However it did swim backwards and the tail pierced his chest. He died of blood loss later.

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

Stan Laurel

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Last words Before dying of a heart attack

Lady, you shot me.

Sam Cooke

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur

Last words After being shot in a motel office.

Hey, watch this!

Anonymous

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Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.

Andrew Johnson

(1808 – 1875) 17th U.S. President

Last words Spoken to his granddaughter who was about to send for a doctor

I am a pianist.

John Field

Last words As he lay dying his friends thought a minister should be summoned. However no one had ever heard Field mention his religion. "Are you a Papist or a Calvinist?" one whispered. This was his reply.

It's stopped.

Joseph Henry Green

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Last words Upon checking his own pulse

Me mudder did it.

Arnold Rothstein

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

Last words To police while refusing to name his killer after being shot while playing poker

I'd rather be fishing.

Jimmy Glass

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer

Last words Before his execution in a Louisiana electric chair

Relax… this won't hurt.

Hunter S. Thompson

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Last words This was the final sentence on his suicide note.

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Humphrey Bogart

(1899 – 1957) film actor

Last words

Okay, I won’t.

Elvis Presley

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Last words To fiancée Ginger Alden. She had told him when he was on the way to the bathroom “Don’t fall asleep in there.”

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

George Sanders

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Last words Left behind a suicide note before taking an overdose of sleeping pills.

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

Alex

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

Last words Spoken to Pepperberg when she put him in his cage for the night; he was found dead the next morning.

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

Francisco 'Pancho' Villa

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

Last words Also attributed to Emiliano Zapata Subject of dispute

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