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Art is science made clear.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Art Science/Weather

Photograph: A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

Ambrose Bierce

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Art Definitions Things Photograph Picture

Bad artists always admire each other’s work.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Art Entertainment Artists

If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Fran Lebowitz

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Art Communication Entertainment Reading/Writing Painting

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire?… the one nearest the door of course.

George Bernard Shaw

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Art Entertainment Situations Fire

Mr Lewis’ pictures appeared to have been painted by a mailed fist in a cotton glove.

Edith Sitwell

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Art Reviews/Criticism On painter Wyndham Lewis

Every child is an artist; the problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

Pablo Picasso

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

Art Children Entertainment

Many are willing to suffer for their art.. few are willing to learn to draw.

Simon Munnery

(1967 – ) English comedian

Art Entertainment

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Kathy Lette

(1958 – ) Australian author

Art Entertainment Money

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don’t need.

Auguste Rodin

(1840 – 1917) French sculptor

Art Entertainment On sculpting

The finest collection of frames I ever saw.

Sir Humphrey Davy

(1778 – 1829) English chemist

Art Entertainment On the museums of France

Sex is like art; most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Scott Roeben

writer, website creator

Art Money Sex

The only proof of taste Beckford has shown with his collection is getting rid of it.

William Hazlitt

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

Art Insults On William Beckford’s donation of his art collection

If I like it, I say it's mine; if don’t I say it's a fake.

Pablo Picasso

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

Art Entertainment People Self When asked how he knew which paintings were his

I don’t own any of my own paintings because a Picasso original costs several thousand dollars and that's a luxury I cannot afford.

Pablo Picasso

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

Art Entertainment Paintings

The Mushroom in Christian Art

John Rush and Martin W. Ball Ph.D.

Art Book Titles Mushroom

No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Art Entertainment Artists

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses; girls are so much prettier.

Marie Laurencin

(1883 – 1956) French painter & printmaker

Art Entertainment Painting

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

Gallagher

(1946 – ) American comedian

Art Communication Wordplay Bust

Art is a jealous mistress and if a man has a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture or philosophy, he makes a bad husband and an ill provider.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

Art Entertainment

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Anonymous

Art Definitions Entertainment Abstract art

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Subject: Entertainment » Art

Art is science made clear.

Photograph: A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

Bad artists always admire each other’s work.

If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire?… the one nearest the door of course.

Mr Lewis’ pictures appeared to have been painted by a mailed fist in a cotton glove.

Every child is an artist; the problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

Many are willing to suffer for their art.. few are willing to learn to draw.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don’t need.

The finest collection of frames I ever saw.

Sex is like art; most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

The only proof of taste Beckford has shown with his collection is getting rid of it.

If I like it, I say it's mine; if don’t I say it's a fake.

I don’t own any of my own paintings because a Picasso original costs several thousand dollars and that's a luxury I cannot afford.

The Mushroom in Christian Art

No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses; girls are so much prettier.

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

Art is a jealous mistress and if a man has a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture or philosophy, he makes a bad husband and an ill provider.

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.