Subject: Epitaphs (Page 4)

The manner of her death was thus; She was druv over by a Bus.

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At last I get top billing.

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Here lies George Johnson, He was right, We was wrong, But we strung him up, And now he's gone

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Here lies Lord Coningsby – be civil, the rest God knows – so does the Devil.

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Jonathan Grober died dead sober. Lord thy wonders never cease.

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A rum cough carried him off.

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Ebenezer Dockwood aged forty seven. A miser and a hypocrite and never went to Heaven.

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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.

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I've finally stopped getting dumber.

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He was a simple man who died of complications.

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Close behind this stone Here lies alone Captain Reynolds Marvin Expecting his wife When ends her life. And we both are freed from sarvin',

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… But the reason why I am here interred according to my thinking, – Is owing to my good living and hard drinking, – If therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long – Don't drink to much wine, brandy, gin, or any thing strong.

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Here lies the bones of David Jones, Laid both dead and dumb. He read a law and plead a cause But died from drinking rum.

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Beneath this stone our baby lies, it neither cries nor hollers, It lived but one and twenty days, and cost us forty dollars.

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There once was a man named Don, who fell asleep out on his lawn. They thought he was pretending to be dead, then a tombstone fell on his head. And now Don is long gone.

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Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime.

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Tabitha wife of Moses Fledger Aged 55 – We shall miss thee, mother (Job printing neatly done.)

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Here lies the body of old Uncle David, who died in the hope of being saved. Where he's gone or how he fares, nobody knows and nobody cares.

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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.

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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.

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Faults I May Have – Being Wrong is Not One of Them

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