Subject: Epitaphs (Page 9)

I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

Doctors Epitaphs

Grim death took me without any warning, I was well at night, and died in the morning.

Epitaphs

John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.

Epitaphs

Here lies Clyde – Whose life was full – Until he tried – To milk a bull.

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Here lies old Rastus Sominy – died a-eating hominy, In 1859 anno domini

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The wedding-day appointed was, and wedding clothes provided, before the nuptial day, alas! He sickened and he die did.

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Agreeable to the memory of Mrs Alinda Tewksbury. She was not a beleiver [sic] in the Christian idolitry.

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Here lies John Hill, a man of skill. His age was five times ten, he ne'er did good, nor ever would, had he lived as long again.

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Sleep soft in dust, wait the Almighty's will, then rise unchanged, and be an angel still.

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Reader if cash thou are – In want of any – dig 4 feet deep – And thou wilt find a Penny.

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Here lies Donald and his wife Janett McPhee, aged 40 he and 30 she.

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Here lies Arnel. ‘You should see the other guy.’

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Here lies James Dunn – he raced for the crossing but the train won

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Tilton, whose friends reduced him to a skeleton. They robbed him out of all he had And now rejoice that he is dead.

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Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.

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On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Here lies the body of Miriam Wood, formerly wife to John Smith. A woman well beloved of all her neighbors for her care of small folks' education, their number being great, that when she died she scarcely left her mate: so wise discreet was her behaviours that she was well esteemed by neighbors. She lived in love with all to die so let her rest to eternitye.

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Here lies Andrew – The quality of his armor was not assured

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Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread

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Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…

Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004

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Death is a debt that’s justly due, that I have paid and so must you.

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