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Dead Dictator Wanted As President
Reuters
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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home
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Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them
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Johannesburg Star
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Man Arrested For Everything
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Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury
Associated Press
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Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
The New Haven Register
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Police Use Tase on Fake Cougar
WDIV-TV Warren MI
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Taser
“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
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Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes
The Daily Progress (Charlottesville VA)
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Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
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Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk
The Pittsburgh News
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London's Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch
The Times
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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
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Debate About Hanging Suspended
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Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage
Daily Telegraph
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Invisible Man Disappears From View
Reuters
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Man Tries Armed Robbery With Knife in Gun Store
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