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Dead Dictator Wanted As President

Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them

Man Arrested For Everything

Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming

Police Use Tase on Fake Cougar

“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes

Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery

Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk

London's Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch

Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir

Debate About Hanging Suspended

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire

Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage

Invisible Man Disappears From View

Man Tries Armed Robbery With Knife in Gun Store