Subject: Headlines (Page 45)

Bishop Attacks Childless Couples

Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt

Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast

Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.

Robbers Attack School in Pretoria

U.S. Food Service Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions

Man Competent Enough to be Declared Insane

Man Jailed After Restaurant Row – Indian Staff Terrified As He Demands Italian Food

Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint

Stock Market Succumbs to Reality

Drunk Man Fell Asleep In Wrong NY House

Phantom Actor Sues

A’s Hole Keeps Getting Deeper

Men Who Make Inappropriate Advances Should Be Exposed

Drugs Fine For Businessman

Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air

Man Killed Over Phone

Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf

Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner

The Unknown Clouds Search for School Superintendent