Subject: Headlines (Page 56)

Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

Hispanics Ace Spanish Tests

Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue

Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off

Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets

Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes on 210 Freeway, Creates Jam

Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation

Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000

Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife

USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants

Final Funerals In Arkansas

Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding

Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"

Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered

Moose with calf injures woman near Grand Lake and both are put down by wildlife officials. Agree with the policy?

Will High Gas Prices Cost Your Kids Their Educataion? [sic]

Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve