Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Headlines
(Page 59)
Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison
Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
Headlines
Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
Headline
Headlines
Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade
Reuters
Headlines
TV Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha
The Philippine Dally Inquirer
Headlines
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
The Miami Herald
Headlines
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Headline
Headlines
Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot
Associated Press
Headlines
Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car
The Daily Texan
Headlines
Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt
The Times (London)
Headlines
Hitler Travelled For Years After Death
The Melbourne Age
Headlines
Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
Headline
Headlines
Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire
Headline
Headlines
Nelson’s Hair Saved Grandson
The Times
Headlines
Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m
The Wolverhampton Express & Star
Headlines
Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!
A British newspaper
Headlines
Science/Weather
Forecasting snow
Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
Headline
Headlines
Student Excited Dad Got Head Job
The Kansan
Headlines
The Kansan
New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians
The Times
Headlines
County Invited To Waste Day Planning Meeting
Oceana's Herald-Journal
Headlines
Rattle To Lead Berlin Philharmonic
Associated Press
Headlines
Two Guns Beats Four Aces: Armed Robbers Hit Paris Poker Tournament
AFP
Headlines
Page 59 of 101
« First
« Previous
57
58
59
60
61
Next »
Last »