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(Page 66)
Mayor Is Ousted By Mice
The Western Daily Press
Headlines
Suspect Ordered Returned To Wash.
Unidentified newspaper
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Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Headline
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We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northern Ireland
Headline
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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets
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Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers
The New Scientist
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Science/Weather
Cash Boost By Elderly Satan
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Testicles On Sale
The Nambian
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Man Is Fatally Murdered
Headline
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Pig Music Ordered Turned Down
Associated Press
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Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year
The Boston Globe
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Light Turnout Seen at Iraqi Polling Station in MD
Headline
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Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
Headline
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Sex Offender Cited For Selling Meat Door-To-Door
Headline
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Man Rams Into Taco Bell Over Missing Taco
UPI
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In Dayton Ohio
Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost
Headline
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Woman's Body Found In Cemetery
Lancashire Evening Post
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Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Ford Contour Sales Slow To Accelerate
GM International Newsline
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Massachusetts Woman Has Eye On Kerry's Seat
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