Subject: Headlines (Page 67)

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One

Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load

Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu

Accordionists Seek Some Respect

Dykes Impressed by Workouts

Couple Names Baby After Web Site

Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue

U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks

Police: Man Stole Swan Eggs From Nest, Cooked Them

Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts

Tiger Pulls Out

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt

Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy

Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese

Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.

Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y.

Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors