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Subject: Headlines (Page 88)

Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear

The Irish Times
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Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

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Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

BBC North Ceefax
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Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind Up New Zealand Farmers

AFP
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Scientists Find "Cure" For Sex-Change Fish

Evening Standard (London)
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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law

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Astronauts See Colourful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus

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North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis

Reuters
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Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.

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Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth

UPI
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Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas

Associated Press
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Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm

Border TV
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Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving

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Tester Links Pygmy Defect to Shortness

The Evening Press (Binghamton NY)
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Local Man Has Longest Horns in Texas

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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

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Lord's Mother Suing Diocese

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Agent Says: Get a Lot While You Are Young

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Cash Boost By Elderly Satan

Headline, The Dudley Express & Star
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Lying Weather Forecast

The Washington Herald
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Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

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