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Subject: Headlines (Page 9)

Man Competent Enough to be Declared Insane

Headline
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Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect

Associated Press
Headlines

‘Libya Ferrets Out Gadhafi’s Taint‘

Washington Post Media‘s Express
Headlines Moammar Gadhafi

Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms

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Stampede For Compost

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Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania

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Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs

Redwood Co. Extension Educator
Headlines Minnesota

Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex

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Time Machine Found In Brain

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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harassment

UPI
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Eye Drops Off Shelf

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Pastor Kiweweesi in Bum Sex Scandal

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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue

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Children Can Glow Safely

The Luton News
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"Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda

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Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

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New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability

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Police Discover Crack In Australia

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President Welcomes First Lay Home

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Headlines In Pennsylvania

Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa

Associated Press
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