Subject: Headlines (Page 8)

Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Alive

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Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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Best Man Left Bleeding After Being Hit in Head by Flying Dildo

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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

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Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

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Dead Man Wins His Unfair Sacking Battle

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Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen

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Woman Gives Birth to Tortoise

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Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

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Man Doesn’t Want To Go To Jail Without Underwear

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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10

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Freshman Talley Makes Best of Her 2 Soggy Holes

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U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas

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Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family

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Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch

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Chopper Search For Man In Underpants

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Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

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Ten Commandments • Supreme Court Says Some OK, Some Not

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