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Subject: Headlines (Page 91)

Reason For More Bears Sightings: More Bears

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Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life

Reuters
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Maybe Error Led To Crash

Associated Press
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Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World

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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older

Birmingham Mercury
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Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife

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Man Is Fatally Murdered

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Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters

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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

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Taxes Take Longer Because of Complex Forms

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Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese

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Mets Outslut St. Louis; Wildcard Tightens

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New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex

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Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots

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Hitler Hits Tourists

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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Hairdresser "On Another Planet"

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Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach

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Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something

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Arson Blamed on Fires at Maryland Arts Center

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Bush: One of the Worst Disasters to Hit the U.S.

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