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Subject: Headlines (Page 93)

Cow Thefts Blamed on Low-Carb Craze

The Tallahassee Democrat
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Man Stabbed to Death by Cockfighting Bird

BBC
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Dragons Slay Galaxy

The Lewiston (Maine) Sun-Journal
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

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Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork

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Floods Only Bring More Tears

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Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue

The Financial Times
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Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen

Headline
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Terror Leader In Iraq Declares War On Tape

Associated Press
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EU Plans £70m Tower Of Babel

The Sunday Times
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Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope

The Daily Mail
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Girl Hit By Car In Hospital

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Lawyer Frees Own Killer

News Of The World
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Mrs. Congeniality Acquitted

unidentified news service
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Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space

The Irish Times
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Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

Newark (NJ) Star Ledger
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Judge Acts to Reopen Theater

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Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard

Hong Kong Standard
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Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar

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[President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible"

Associated Press
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IRAQ: Children Living without Limbs Lack Support

Reuters
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