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Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town
Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
Headlines
Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
Headline
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Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary
Headline
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Bishop Attacks Childless Couples
Huddersfield Daily Examiner
Headlines
Fireworks To Be Aired On Radio
Orlando Sentinel
Headlines
Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
Headline
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Sports
Slayings Put End To Marriage
Headline
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Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding
The Sydney Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman
Headline
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Dumped Fish Remains Upset
The Wellington (New Zealand) Evening Post
Headlines
Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas
Associated Press
Headlines
Town to Drop School Bus When Overpass is Ready
Headline
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Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y.
The New York Post
Headlines
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Headlines
Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces
Associated Press
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QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer
The Advertiser
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Experts Increase Probability of a Big Quake in California
Headline
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Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls
Headline
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Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying With Hangovers
The Washington Post
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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
Headline
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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch
Headline
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