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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life
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EU Must Unite On Drugs
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Cash Boost By Elderly Satan
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The Dudley Express & Star
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Surgical Castration Still Waits for First Inmate Volunteer
The Morris News Service
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Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors
Peterborough Evening Telegraph
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Suspect Ordered Returned To Wash.
Unidentified newspaper
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Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope
The Daily Mail
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Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed
The Irish Times
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Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp
News Of The World
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Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident
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Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip
Seattle Times
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Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes
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Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia
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In Athens Georgia
Babies Are What The Mother Eats
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Computer Virus Spreads to Humans
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Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
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Giant Tea Bag Kept Families Up All Night!
Oxford Journal
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Shell Found on Beach
Brighton Argus (UK)
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Miami Considers Staying Put
The New York Times
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Staff Dig Deep For Children
Gloucestershire Echo
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Man Doesn’t Want To Go To Jail Without Underwear
The Daily News
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