Subject: Headlines (Page 96)

Postmen Taught How To Walk

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Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow

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Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar

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Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government

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Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery

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Mother Claims Flu Shot Caused Pregnancy in 14 Year Old Daughter

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TV Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha

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Land mines – Diana On Last Leg Of Trip

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Men Who Make Inappropriate Advances Should Be Exposed

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No Water So Firemen Improvised

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Lost Scissors Found In Woman

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Shark Dies Biting Man

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[Indian] Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence

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Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness

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"Only Jail Will Stop Me," Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter

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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

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Carter Ticks Off Black Help

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Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax

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Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status

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Toads Stop Play In Top Cricket Pub

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