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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe
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Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse
The Irish Times
Headlines
Cow Attacks School Cook
The Halifax Evening Courier
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Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts
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Durham Herald-Sun
Cow in Police Custody Linked to Headless Chicken Case
The Lansing (MI) State Journal
Headlines
Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia
The Associated Press
Headlines
In Athens Georgia
Fish Around On New Web Sites
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Watford Observer
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
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Washington Post
Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job
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The Western Daily Press
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Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife
Reuters
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Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist
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Police Arrest Iowa Man Driving Alongside Zebra, Parrot
Des Moines Register
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Wingnut Dept Ceiling Demands
CNN Money
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Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains
In Pennsylvania
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Worship
Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!
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Science/Weather
Global Warming
Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman
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Towns in Illinois
Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
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Athlete Who Cheated Death Dies
AOL News
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Bird Bath Takes Flight
Bridlington Free Press
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There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol
The Hull Daily Mail
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Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction
Reuters
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