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Subject: Headlines (Page 95)

Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award

The Buffalo News
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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

The Daily Telegraph
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

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Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas

The UK Minister
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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient

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Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex

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Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer

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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

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Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little

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Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live

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Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate

The Sunday Times
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

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Ants Show BT How To Control Computers

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Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians

Reuters
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Porn Case Has Holes Lawyer Says

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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older

Birmingham Mercury
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Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie

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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

The Times of London
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Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes

London Evening Standard
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