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Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
The Buffalo News
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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
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Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas
The UK Minister
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Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
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Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
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Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live
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Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate
The Sunday Times
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older
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Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The Times of London
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Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes
London Evening Standard
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