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Subject: Headlines (Page 98)

Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution

Associated Press
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit

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Afrikaaners Find God In London

Sunday Independent (South Africa)
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Animals Turn To Teaching

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Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack

The Independent
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Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting

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Spokane Parks to Detonate Squirrels

The Seattle Times
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire

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Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest"

Associated Press
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DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI

Associated Press
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Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida

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Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

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Life Means Caring for Hospital Director

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Cabbage Privatized

The Guardian
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Carter Plans Swell Deficit

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Accident Made Salesman "Too Nice" For Job

Daily Telegraph
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Heads In Short Supply

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Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief

Reuters
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Drugs Fine For Businessman

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Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

Daily 49er
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Geckos Reveal Creativity, Expertise

The Nambian
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