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Subject: Headlines (Page 99)

Kindergarten Student Spends Entire Day at Wrong School

Fox 2
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Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?

Associated Press
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500 Elves Loose

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Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom

News Channel 5
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Sex Offenders Pitch Tents

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence

Reuters
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Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holiday Makers

The Times
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Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman

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Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

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Ex-Head Tells Of Elf's Work As Paris Agent

International Herald Tribune
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Blind Bishop Appointed To See

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Committee Votes to Investigate Itself

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Board Head Suspended

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Mrs. Rydell’s Bust Unveiled at Nearby School

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Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

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Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents

Reuters
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Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed

Reuters
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Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery

The Times
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Aliens Found At Pentagon

Sutton On Sunday
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Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

Associated Press
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