Subject: Death » Last words (Page 11)

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

(1657 – 1757) French author

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)