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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 20)
She really stuck her neck out on a limb.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A journey of a thousand miles keeps the doctor away.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Out of the frying pan, into a handbasket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let's not put all of our cookies in a basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He came out of it smelling like a bandit.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The head of the body overseeing youth justice…
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The whole
can
of wax
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Our organization really frowns down on that.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We are proud to be part of a ground-breaking initiative.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
On the design of a new plow
They're in the trenches; they're on the horse and they're riding it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Easy
They try to balance a fine line.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The fan is gonna hit the roof.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You buttered your bread, now sleep in it!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He's the meanest man on the face of the universe.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Mean
It’s like looking for a needle in a hayride.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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