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Subject: Oxymorons

Oxymorons:

Figures of speech in which two words or phrases are used together, that normally contradict each other, e.g., “jumbo shrimp.” Some of the examples shown here are not ‘true’ oxymorons, but are listed for their humorous effect, such as ‘“military intelligence.”

It’s cold as hell outside!

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Anxious patient

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Sunday night

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Or any ‘day’ night

Rising deficits

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Mercy killing

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Saint John's Church Of Christ

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Almost pregnant

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Horse fly

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Lesser evil

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Environmental bumper sticker

Bumper sticker
Oxymorons Bumper stickers

Guest host

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Free safety

Oxymoron
Oxymorons A football defensive position

Randomly organized

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

One size fits all

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Quickly slowing down

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Political science

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Sure bet

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Least favorite

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Weak muscle

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

My hair is growing back at the front.

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Spectator sport

Oxymoron
Oxymorons
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