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Subject:
Signs
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Doggie Styles Pet Grooming
Business Name
Signs
In Reynoldsburg Ohio
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
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Signs
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
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Signs
From a menu
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.
Protest sign
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THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Signs
Historical marker
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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Signs
On a display toilet in a store
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
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Signs
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…
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Signs
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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Signs
In a High School in NJ
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
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Signs
At an electric company
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where
Protest sign
Signs
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
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Signs
Turn Your Head and Coif
Store name
Signs
A hair salon
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