Subject: Signs (Page 66)

Doggie Styles Pet Grooming

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Big Wong

Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Turn Your Head and Coif