Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 12)

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(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When you’re 21, you're a prospect; when you’re 30, you’re a suspect.

baseball player

I found a delivery in my flaw.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

I was the worst hitter ever; I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

They expect an umpire to be perfect on opening day and to improve as the season goes on.

American baseball umpire

I can play anywhere; First, Third, Left field… anywhere but Philadelphia.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

American baseball player

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

I throw the ball as hard as ever, but it just takes longer to get to the plate.

American baseball pitcher

 If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year; they don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000.00.

professional baseball player

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer