Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 13)

The day I got a hit off Sandy Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Sooner or later, the lame, the halt, and the blind all seek refuge with us.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I’ve never seen a guy on the DL [Disabled List] with pulled fat.

professional baseball player

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O® with chopsticks.

baseball player

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they’d come back with handles at each end.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player

I went through life as "a player to be named later.”

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

American baseball player

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.  You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.  Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve.  No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

American baseball player

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

A sense of humor and a good bullpen.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

We’re trying to accomplish in five games what in previous years it took 162 games to do.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager