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Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!

Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?

An unknown sportscaster

Football Misspokements Sports Extra point

One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

Darrell Royal

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

Football Misspokements Sports When asked if an abnormally high number of injuries resulted from poor physical conditioning

Football is easy, if you're crazy as hell.

Bo Jackson

American football player

Football Sports

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On a loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day

Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

He's a leading leader on this football team.

Bill Curry

American football coach

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Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it.

He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses; our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.

Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

If I'm having brain surgery, I'll be darned if I want that surgeon playing for a tie.

There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

It does not take a rocket scientist to coach a professional football team, but, of course, I was one of the few who happened to be a rocket scientist.

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

We stunk… we blocked bad… we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible; I saw nothing that delighted me, though we ran on the field fairly well.

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't fly back to San Francisco, they were faxed.

Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!

Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?

One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

Football is easy, if you're crazy as hell.

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.

He's a leading leader on this football team.