Subject: Sports » Football (Page 14)

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

American football player
Football Sports

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

(1948 – 2003) American actor
Football Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

Football Misspokements Sports

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

It's not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.

American football player
Football Sports

I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation; I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.

Nebraska football coach
Football Sports

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
Football Sports

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive
Education Football School Sports

I think all uniforms look nice if you've got good players in 'em.

American football coach
Football Sports

In order to resemble William Perry, we have rented a Winnebago for our offensive line to practice against.

American football player, coach & college athletics administrator
Football Sports

He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

college football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

I'm broke and I'm back.

American football player
Football Sports

I try to play golf at least once a day.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Golf Sports

Capece is kaput.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

You need two yards, I'll get you three. You need 10 yards, I'll get you three.

American football player
Football Sports

Football is easy, if you're crazy as hell.

American football player
Football Sports

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Jack Del Rio and myself are very similar except he's really good looking and was a great player. Other than that we're very similar.

American football coach
Football Sports

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
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