Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 12)

“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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