Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 12)

“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I can’t be bothered,” said Tom carelessly.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“I must be on a visit”, Tom guessed.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“The radio reception is much better now,” said Tom ecstatically.

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